She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This is the high leading the old right now
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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