Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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