Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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