Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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