that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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