Come see our sink grown plant.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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