I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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