Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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