I feel like abortions should bother me more
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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