even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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