I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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