If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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