you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize