he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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