Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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