how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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