If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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