I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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