I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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