Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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