Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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