So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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