Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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