Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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