i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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