i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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