Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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