I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Im part way to drunk.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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