And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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