i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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