her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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