scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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