I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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