Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Its about making memories worth repressing
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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