420 ftw
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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