we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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