Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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