Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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