All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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