i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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