hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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