Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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