it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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