haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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