I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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