Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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