the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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