god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm jealous of your bromance
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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