doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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