i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I have aggressive nipples.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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